MISSING: One 14" long baguette, nicely browned and crusty. Last seen on kitchen counter at 8 am Saturday morning, inside a brown paper bag on kitchen counter.
Witnesses in the home were distracted by vacuuming (hubby) and basting hexies (me).
Clues: Two small pieces of brown paper bag were found under our bed.
The suspect is presumed innocent until proven guilty. But we all know he's GUILTY!